Sgt. Schultz
Sergeant Schultz turned a blind eye to some of the most egregious POW transgressions for the price of a pastry. He slept on the job and let prisoners hold his rifle when he needed to relax. At least this Hogan's Heroes character owned up to the fact that he knew nothing so often that it became his tagline.
Jian-Yang
This shady app developer was the only member of Erlich's incubator on Silicon Valley who wasn't involved with Pied Piper. After a series of failed apps, Erlich attempts to evict Jian-Yang, only for him to claim squatter's rights, earning him free housing for up to a year.