Mac Donald
Ronald "Mac" McDonald may think of himself as "The Sheriff of Paddy's" on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, but unfortunately, his failures prove otherwise. Mac believes that he is highly skilled at combat; he also thinks that he can achieve massive feats of strength and assess strangers' threat levels. Despite this, Mac has always performed pitifully when it comes to acting as the brawn of the operation.
Andy Dwyer
Andy Dwyer held a few positions over the course of Parks and Recreation, but for a period of time, he served as Leslie's assistant, making him a government employee. Despite this, Andy never seemed to be totally aware of the fact that he had a job at all. To put it simply, the lights were on in Andy's head, but nobody was home.