South Carolina
Sorry, kids! Minors are not allowed to play the ever-popular arcade game of pinball in South Carolina. No one really knows why... Maybe kids are just not to be trusted with a pinball machine?
South Dakota
If you ever find yourself in a pickle and you need a place to sleep, you should forgo a cheese factory in South Dakota. It's illegal to fall asleep at a cheese factory mainly because of all of the dangerous machinery.