Kansas
In Kansas, you're not allowed to screech your tires. That means no donuts, gearheads! Kansas folk love their peace, and you are totally not allowed to disturb it.
Kentucky
You better pick Mr. Right! In Kentucky, a woman is not allowed to marry the same man four times. Naturally, there's nothing that says a man can't marry the same woman four times. Apparently, only the woman gets in trouble.