The Ultimate Cringe-Worthy Tattoos

Dollar Store Dory

Dory is looking a little rough these days. She's also looking quite splotchy. Color tattoos are supposed to be solid, and the application on this one is definitely not solid.

Doing Historical Figures Dirty

This person must have felt super connected to Benjamin Franklin, Andrew Jackson, and George Washington. So much so that he got them tattooed on his chest, but not connected enough to go to a more expensive and competent tattoo artist.

The More You Know

There's a "floating rainforest" in the sea.
In 1923, jockey Frank Hayes won a race at Belmont Park in New York despite being dead — he suffered a heart attack mid-race but his body stayed in the saddle until his horse crossed the line for a 20–1 outsider victory.
Where the Wild Things Are was supposed to have been about horses—but the illustrator couldn't draw them.
Baby elephants suck their trunks for comfort.

Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.