We know you definitely started—or rewatched—The Sopranos over the past year. Which character are you most like?
It's time for the big Sunday dinner. What are you making?
Gabagool
Baked ziti
Linguine with clams
Minestrone soup
Eggplant parm
Risotto
Caprese salad
Chicken cacciatore
It's the weekend. What are your plans?
Getting new French tips
Betting on horse races
Going over patient files
Fishing
Visiting your mother
Shopping
Reading Nietzsche
Working on a new script
What's your biggest fear?
Being cheated on
Death
Being emasculated
Losing your family
Never feeling creatively fulfilled
Being attacked
Being betrayed by your loved ones
The supernatural
What would you sing at karaoke?
Rock the Casbah by The Clash
The Sound of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel
Freak on a Leash by Korn
We Like to Party by Vengaboys
Both Sides, Now by Joni Mitchell
Toxic by Britney Spears
Can't Take My Eyes off You by Frankie Valli
Wild Horses by the Rolling Stones
Club owner
Army captain
Waste management
Architect
Stay-at-home parent
Screenwriter
Therapist
You have no idea
What is your favorite beverage?
Beer
Orange juice
Water
Red wine
Cosmopolitan
Whiskey
Soda
Vodka
What social media platform do you like the best?
Twitter
4chan
Twitch
TikTok
Reddit
Instagram
Facebook
Pinterest
What is a staple item in your wardrobe?
Polo shirt
Pastel cardigan
Tracksuit
Anything animal-print
Blazer
Wifebeater
Nu-metal shirt
Pantsuit
It's your day off. What are you doing?
Playing tennis
At the butcher shop
At the stables
At the movies
Working on the spec house
Drinking at Bada Bing
Researching conspiracy theories
Back to the office
What is the most important thing to you?
Family
Empathy
Loyalty
Love
Money
Knowledge
Passion
Pride
What makes you really angry or upset?
Feeling paranoid in your relationship
Feeling like an underachiever
Disloyalty
Crossing personal boundaries
Weak people
Keeping secrets from your loved ones
Feeling undervalued
Being disrespected
What is your favorite color?
Blue
Red
Green
Purple
Orange
Pink
Black
Yellow
If you had to describe yourself as an animal, what would it be?
Horse
Mouse
Deer
Lion
Flamingo
Dog
Cat
Bear
Which of these chores would you rather do?
Wash the dishes
Do the laundry
Wash the car
Clean the bathroom
Vacuum the house
Prepare meals for the week
Mow the lawn
Clean the kitchen
When you have a problem, what do you do?
Fly into a rage
Cry about it
Get your friends to handle it
Talk it out
Try to fix it but accidentally make it worse
Stew on it in silence
Threaten someone until they fix it
Retail therapy
What would you do if you went broke?
I would never allow that to happen
Find it impossible to adjust
Make some fast cash however you can
Marry someone rich
Lose everything and give up
Move back in with your parents
Rob a bank
Get a job and earn it back
If you could go anywhere in the world, what place would you pick?
Italy
Las Vegas
Los Angeles
Miami
France
Japan
Thailand
Mexico
Baked Ziti
Linguine with clams
Ravioli
Spaghetti carbonara
Spaghetti bolognese
Lasagna
Spaghetti aglio e olio
Spaghetti alla puttanesca
What are you most likely to eat after a stressful day?
Fast food
Cereal
Pizza
Chips
Ice cream
Cannolis
Cookies
Pasta
The people you hang around with...
Are caught up in their careers
Are always making fun of me
Can be shallow and vapid
Love to party
What people?
Don't mean much to me
Must stay loyal or face the consequences
Are pretty cool
Someone wrongs you. How do you react?
Threaten them in public
Talk it out with them
Have a breakdown and flip out on them
Slap them across the face
Cyberbully them
Physically attack them
Be passive-aggressive toward them
Personally get my revenge
Something to look forward to
Too far in the future to comprehend
A complicated thing
A huge commitment
Pointless
A death sentence
A necessity
A means to an end
Who is your biggest role model?
Audrey Hepburn
Kim Kardashian
Martin Scorsese
Al Pacino
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Marlon Brando
Friedrich Nietzsche
Elon Musk
Do you consider yourself a religious person?
I am only devoted to my job
I am only religious when it suits me
I believe that life is meaningless
Not in the slightest
I only celebrate major holidays
I'm more spiritual than religious
I don't have time for any of that stuff
Faith is the most important thing in my life
Which of these quotes resonates most with you?
"If you can quote the rules, then you can obey them."
"We need to repeat what’s familiar, even if it's bad for us."
"When you're bleeding a guy, you don't squeeze him dry right away."
"Revealing your innermost feelings is the best writing."
"The guy was an interior decorator!"
"What's different between you and me is you're going to hell when you die."
"Death just shows the ultimate absurdity of life."
"Why was I born handsome instead of rich?"
You're at a family gathering. What are you up to?
Eating all the food
Catching up with everyone
Cracking jokes
Sulking in the corner
Arguing with your partner
Showing off your new purse
Busying yourself in the kitchen
Getting drunk and picking a fight
How do you make decisions?
I do whatever I want when the impulse strikes
I spend time weighing my options thoroughly
I usually do what others tell me
I weigh my options but I always think fast on my feet
I do what's best for me regardless of how it affects others
It's taken me a while, but I trust myself to make good choices
I can hardly decide on breakfast, much less anything else
I wait too long to make choices and it always hurts me in the end
Which character's death affected you the most?
Bobby Baccalieri
Tony Soprano
Big Pussy
Ralph Cifaretto
Gloria Trillo
Christopher Moltisanti
Vito Spatafore
Adriana La Cerva
Choose a city in New Jersey.
Jersey City
Hoboken
Newark
Atlantic City
Paterson
Trenton
Cherry Hill
Morristown
Something in the house breaks. What do you do?
Break whoever broke it
Try to fix it but end up making it worse
Call someone to fix it
Get your partner to do it
Ignore it until you no longer can
Throw it out and buy a new one
Learn how to fix it and do so successfully
Whine about it until it gets fixed for you
You're at Bada Bing. Where can we find you?
Partying hard
I wouldn't go there in the first place
Fixing someone's problems
Leaving early to be responsible
Hanging with the dancers
Ordering a round for everyone
Hiding in the bathroom
Hanging with your buddies
Which of these minor characters on The Sopranos is your favorite?
Gloria Trillo
Elliot Kupferberg
Artie Bucco
Rosalie Aprile
Hesh Rabkin
Charmaine Bucco
Little Carmine Lupertazzi
Patsy Parisi
Which of these characters did you love to hate?
Livia Soprano
Tony Blundetto
Big Pussy
Tony Soprano
Junior Soprano
Richie Aprile
Phil Leotardo
Ralph Cifaretto
Which of these gangster films is your favorite?
The Irishman
The Usual Suspects
The Godfather
Goodfellas
L.A. Confidential
I don't like gangster movies
The Departed
Pulp Fiction
Pepperoni
Sausage
Mushrooms
Spinach
Bacon
Onion
Hot peppers
Pineapple
If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
I wouldn't have given my parents such a hard time
I would have partied less
I would have demanded honesty from those around me
I would have drawn better personal boundaries
I would have picked a different career
I would have learned to become independent sooner
I would have refined my creative talents
I would have changed something about my relationship
What do you like to read?
Nonfiction
I hate reading
Sci-fi
Historical
Romance
Biographies
Horror
Fashion magazines
Which of these films do you prefer?
The Public Enemy
Cleaver
A Beautiful Mind
Titanic
Legally Blonde
Requiem for a Dream
Goodfellas
Seabiscuit
Which of these crimes bothers you the least?
Fraud
Embezzlement
Tax evasion
Arson
Drug trafficking
Animal cruelty
Bribery
Money laundering
Which of Tony's mistresses was your favorite?
Svetlana Kirilenko
Sonya Aragon
Gloria Trillo
Valentina La Paz
Irina Peltsin
Lorraine Calluzzo
Julianna Skiff
Miss Reykjavik