Married life might seem just like a step above dating, but it can bring a whole new set of rules to a relationship. Boundaries fall and fights flare when you know you're about to be spending the rest of your life with someone. When you find the One though, everything falls right into place. That doesn't mean relationships can't still be messy and hilarious though...
Very Specific
Upon first glance, this definitely doesn't describe marriage. However, the caption is given to this photo originally read that the husband asked his wife where the eyedrops were, to which she responded: "In the bedroom on the TV stand under the lightswitch slightly trapped between the wall and the dresser." Very specific, but at least she had a reliable answer...
Dat Butt Hot
Love is what inspired the great poets, beautiful songwriters, and the greatest artists of all time. They might have really been in love with their partner's internal attributes and described them like the sun and the moon and all that. However, they definitely appreciated the other assets too. It might be Shakespeare who once said, "And dat butt hot..." Pure poetry.