Derailed (2002)
Jean-Claude Van Damme stars as Kristoff, a secret agent sent to escort a thief in possession of a deadly virus, in this painfully ridiculous action-thriller. "The sad truth is that those Brussels Muscles are just about all dried out," writes Scott Weinberg of Apollo Guide.
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
Lucy Liu stars opposite Antonio Banderas Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, an action flick with more guns than ammo. Associated Press top critic Jocelyn Noveck writes, "For many viewers, the big question may be not whether Ecks and Sever will get together, or why they are fighting in the first place, but why am I sitting here, anyway?"