Top Dog (1995)
Not even Chuck Norris could rescue Top Dog from itself. Norris plays a maverick policeman who fights with his canine partner while investigating terrorist bombings. Roger Eberts rightfully begs the question, "Why, exactly, would you want to make a movie about racist hate groups, and then disguise it as family entertainment about a cute dog?"
Transylmania (2009)
In Transylmania, college students arrive at a Romanian castle for a semester abroad, only to realize that they've intruded upon the vampires who live there. This politically incorrect vampire comedy never manages to sink its teeth into the joke, with Dennis Harvey of Variety calling it an "energetic but uninspired mix of teen comedy and supernatural silliness."