Shadow Conspiracy (1997)
Instead of thrilling the audience with an action-packed race against time, Charlie Sheen delivers a corny, lackluster performance as the lead in Shadow Conspiracy. "Sadly, Sheen doesn't even look profound," writes Charlotte O'Sullivan for Time Out. "Like a zombie who's spent too much time in the gym, he blunders heavily from one stunt to the next, his pursed lips conveying nothing more than pique."
Simon Sez (1999)
No matter how you feel about Dennis Rodman or Dane Cook, there's no reason to subject yourself to the formulaic absurdity of Simon Sez. "This on-the-cheap action thriller appears to exist purely as a showcase for the limited talents of self-created caricature Dennis Rodman, who in turn clearly needs to exploit himself while the exploiting is good," writes Maitland McDonagh for TV Guide.