Bald Spot
"It's not a bald spot it's a solar panel for a sex machine."
This guy probably knows what he's wearing. Barely old enough to classify as elderly.
Scenic Beauty
Have you ever been to Italy? It's a country full of surprises.
Italians are known for their warmth and friendliness. You'll often find yourself welcomed with open arms and treated like family. My guess is this young lady was no exemption.