Up For It?
That's gross, unless you're up for it. You taking that risk?
This shirt must be addressing something particularly disturbing. Then again, maybe it's just not something you should be doing in public.
Models Only
"Sorry girls, I only date models." Guess that's why he's cooking alone.
What audacity! He only dates models? The shirt isn't even clean! It might work out for him after all if he has that level of confidence.