One Letter Off
It would be totally normal if that "R" was an "L."
It becomes a very terrible demand from a tee. Even worse, he doesn't seem to be aware of the typo.
Not A Quitter
"I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings."
It's funny most of the time, but definitely not if you've just been pulled over for drunk driving. It was as if the DUI ticket wrote itself.