Collage?
Doesn't look like she does a lot of studying anyway, does it?
Her shirt should have read "I heart college," which she would have known if she really loved college.
Find Rita
Rita has been in this situation before. Her husband always gets lost in public and crowded areas.
Instead of finding him, she simply wrote the tracking information on their backs. Additionally, Rita can now make new friends without having to introduce herself when she's out and about!