Pirate
This just looks like a terrible wedgie. Not all pirates have the grace to walk the plank normally. Seems like this guy got hit by the boom and it sent him overboard. He’s lucky that there are fellow pirates aboard, ready to save him.
Is It A Boat?
Some boats are purely obtained for their aesthetic purposes. Take this little thing, for example. It is practically useless, but visually endearing. The ticket is a little excessive, but then again, it’s literally an inflatable boat with an engine.