Paradox
For the owner of this boat, and all those aboard, they have all the worries. Or maybe it’s meant to be more of a spiritual phrase, that even with all the things in the world to be worried about, it’s never that serious.
Bubble Boy
You can never be too safe. I think all lifeguards can agree that the more safety equipment when near water, the better. So while this may seem excessive to some, it’s a lifeguard’s dream to see patrons take water safety seriously. Also, he looks like the Michelin Man.