Pizza With Strange Toppings
There is a reason that the universally most loved flavor of pizza is cheese with basil (Margherita if you wanna get nuts with it). So why do all these manufacturers want to reinvent the formula? Pizza is good because it's pizza, you can keep your Korean barbecue pies in your test kitchen (but if you want to send us one to try and change our minds, that would be cool too).
Dryer Sheets
You'd think that right now would be the best time to start investing in dryer sheets, but people just refuse to catch on. If you've ever wanted to have good smelling, allergy-free, static-less clothing, you should invest in these bad boys. Go get you some while you have the chance.