Frozen Juices
When you're poking around for healthy alternatives for household items, you should prioritize the "healthy" part. Frozen juices tend to have a ton of sugar in them, even more than the absurd amount in regular juices. Nobody is buying them, and we think that's A-Ok.
Dasani
Did you know that Dasani actually has a ton of salt in it? So no matter how much of this water you drink, you'll still be thirsty afterward? Screw you Coca-Cola, we hope nobody buys this deceptive product.