Generic Toilet Paper
Even though people are literally going to jail over toilet paper (please look it up), lots of people are still turning their noses to the store-brand stuff. Seriously, it's always one-ply or worse. You'll be better off buying a bidet.
Perogies
These Polish potato pockets have not been receiving enough love lately. Maybe it's because quarantiners still think that they need to focus on their summer bod. But, unfortunately, we're probably not going to have much of a summer, so it'll be okay to be a little pale and soft around the middle. This is for your own good.