Hot Dogs
Booooooo, we need to normalize grillin' culture to be a year-round practice. Seriously, guys, Joey Chestnut can't take home all of the hot dogs from the grocery stores. You need to do your part like the pioneers who caused this massive backlog of weiners.
Doritos Max
Nobody ever wanted buffalo ranch-flavored Doritos. Nobody asked for anything that's in the Doritos Max line. Buty still, they exist. At least you can use them as a fire starter when nothing else is left.