Carrot Noodles
Carrot noodles are unconventional, kind of weird, and one of the great pasta substitutes of the future. You've heard of cauliflower rice (not that bad), so why not give carrot noodles a chance. You might surprise yourself with how good carrot noodle Cacio e Pepe is.
Deep Dish Pizza
You've got to be kidding if you think deep dish "pizza" is actually pizza. Chicago deep-dish is like a lasagna that you cook in a round pan. No self-respecting pizza consumer wants that nonsense...clearly.