Didn't Die, Just Doing Better Things Now
David held down Five Guys for five years. This man worked harder than any politician that has ever lived. Anyone who could survive working at a Five Guys for more than six months deserves a medal of honor.
Taking a Step Back
Pat seems like a very agreeable, very serious individual. We commend anyone who dedicates this much time and energy to something as silly as a resignation note. Thank you for your words Pat, we wish you safe travels in the future.