Off to Bigger and Better Things
One day, everyone is going to remember James as the guy who was bolder than anyone else. He was even bolder than the NEWDOUBLELOADED, which we assume is something that human beings should not be eating. James is moving on to bigger and better things.
Good Riddance
Have you ever scraped a griddle clean at the end of the night? It's one of the most satisfying yet disturbing things that someone can experience while working in the restaurant industry. We cannot blame this person for feeling the way they did after they sponged off this mess.