Black Christmas (2006)
1974's "Black Christmas" was a pretty successful slasher movie for its time, but the remake in 2006 isn't so much. Following a killer who terrorizes a sorority house, the terror and suspense leave much to be desired in the redo.
Taxi (2004)
Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon of all people star in this "Taxi" remake. They play a police inspector and a cab driver on a mission to tackle a bank heist. According to Roger Ebert, "the movie only gets worse as it plows along."