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Mystery of the Green Beans

We don't need to joke about raunchy stuff anymore. We just need good, old-fashioned vegetable humor. Take notes people, this is where it's at.

This is just plain rude. What kind of person is bored enough to cause this kind of panic for absolutely no reason? Very weird, uncool stuff.

The Nobel Committee declined to award the Nobel Peace Prize in 1948 because "there was no suitable living candidate." This was meant as tribute to Mahatma Gandhi, who was assassinated earlier that year without receiving the Prize.
An oyster's sex is fluid.
The wolf's jaw can exert 1500 pounds of pressure per square inch, twice the jaw pressure of a German Shepherd. Wolves can crush large bones in just a few bites.
A single lightning bolt has enough energy to toast 100,000 slices of bread.

Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.