Radical Honesty
We hope that this guy got a new goldfish, or at the very least was able to work things out with Dwayne without any violence. Poor dude is having a rough day! He'll find Ice eventually.
Just Take the Compliment
There is nothing wrong with being gorgeous, even if you don't think you are you deserve the same respect and admiration as anyone else. Live a little and learn to accept the compliment, friend!