Bargain Hunter
It looks like this guy may have bargained too hard, and in the end, he got burned. That's what happens when you try to lowball someone by less than a third of the asking price.
The Boy Who Cried Jam
This is new levels of pathetic. If this guy was willing to douse himself in the sticky strawberry jam just for a photo op, it's pretty obvious why these two didn't work out in the first place.