Did You Take the Pork Out?
For starters: this is marinated pork that is vacuum-sealed. It's only kind of gross that the countertop matches the seasoned meat. Imagine losing the pork on your counter... It would be easy!
Orange Is the New Black...?
The orange outfit was definitely a choice, but it makes it even funnier that he matches the bus! At least he's the most coordinated person there! That kid looks jealous.