Dollar's Worth
Jeff...this one is pretty cold. She just got rid of her car, so you give her a single dollar for the bus. She could have had her old machine if you had just made this decision earlier. Take care of yourself first of all Jeff. Maybe he should be the one on the bus!
Coffee Addict
This is certainly a creatively cruel way to break up with someone. it shows a lot of range. It depicts some coffee, some clever writing, some abstract ideation, and of course, ruthless dumping. What a rough note to find on your kitchen counter, right next to the coffee pot no less!