Let Them Eat Cake
If you're delivering bad news, at least do it with some good cake. This guy knew he was going to have to travel around the globe for work, so he dumped his girlfriend with a bittersweet gesture. A break-up cake is the most delicious way to get dumped.
Like Her!
Come one, come all, step right up and take whatever this cheating wife left behind! Do you want makeup? We've got makeup! Do you want precious family photos and heirlooms? Take what you can grab, no item is off-limits, except for my coworker Gary...apparently.