Young Love
To be a middle schooler in love means to avoid your beloved at all costs, Rachel, don't you get that by now? Rachel is thankfully not one to hold onto the past and believes that Shawn should still get married one day...just not to her. Maybe she'll still get an invite to the big day though...
Almost There...
This girl was trying to relate her relationship to a famous celebrity one. She was clearly trying to drop the hint that this coupling was not written in the stars, but he was not catching the hint. Spelling it out for someone has never looked so painful, especially over text...yeesh!