YOLO
Breaking up over text is already pretty tacky, but to do it using the lyrics of none other than Chris Brown? That's a new level of low. You only live once, but this guy used his one life in such an embarrassing way! What was the thought process behind this one?
Pick Your Poison
In some ways, this is kind and courteous. This letter-writer is saying that they want to make this break-up as painless as possible, but they did so in maybe the most painful way possible. Who would ever choose to be broken up with through a friend...