Different Ideas
Jacob had an idea of how to ask his beloved to be his ex, but that wasn't in the cards for her! How embarrassing is this exchange? Clearly, they were on different pages about where the relationship was going. One thought they were on track for forever, and the other...well...
Too Incorrect
Ron doesn't seem too bright, so this breakup needed to be spelled out for him. He's bad at math, he's bad at grammar. Hopefully, he's got a knack for languages or science, otherwise, he's going to have a rough time in the real world. Ron, good luck out there without your partner...