When The Attention Meter Runs Low
"When no one compliments me for a few days, I begin to think I look exactly like my reflection in the makeup mirror."
If you're the type of person who values their appearance and puts effort into looking good, then you can probably relate. If you go too long without a compliment, you might end up feeling like that distorted face in the makeup mirror.
Baby's First Oscar
"Leo DiCaprio to engraver: "Do you engrave Oscars every year? How would I know?"
The fact that Leonardo DiCaprio went decades without an Oscar was so insane that it became a meme. Once he finally got one for Best Actor in a Motion Picture Drama thanks to his role as Hugh Glass in The Revenant. Apparently, he knew about the meme, too, and was cracking jokes about his long-awaited victory the whole night.