Using the Mat... Differently
Is the cold metal of the bar too distracting to you? No worries, just steal an entire workout mat and drape it over your shoulders. Problem solved! Now, the problem is that you look weird to everyone else.
Pure Motivation
Some people need a real push to head to the gym. This guy brought the entire marching band with them! In reality, this was most likely just a prank, but the idea of him bringing a band to cheer him on is way funnier.